A JOKE

Got this funny one in from James Cox down Kentucky way:



Subject: SURGEONS
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best

patients to operate on.

The first surgeon from New York says, 'I like to see accountants on

my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside

is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago responds,'Yeah, but you should try

electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon from Dallas says, 'No, I really think librarians

are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chime, in 'You know, I like

construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a

few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he

observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate

on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and

the head and the ass are interchangeable. '