If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, youwill have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will havereceived $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drank, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to thegallon!
Makes you proud to be an American
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2 comments:
Dang! Now my secret's out! Heh heh heh. Too bad you don't get anything for brown bottles....
If you buy those returnable brown bottles you can get your beer a little cheaper!
Michael
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