Monday, January 5, 2009


EPA 'Cow Tax' Could Charge $175 per Dairy Cow to Curb Greenhouse Gases

Farm Bureau warns just this one rule may increase milk production costs up to 8 cents a gallon. By Jeff Poor Business & Media Institute12/30/2008 4:55:19 PM

Michael sez: The boys at the EPA are not going to worry about the added cost of milk. They will just get pay raises to compensate for the added expense, and probably some extra.

Call this one of the newest and innovative the ways your government has come up with to battle greenhouse gas emissions.

Battle greenhouse gases? Why? Greenhouse gases never bothered me! And all the cattle we have raised on this continent over the past 250 years has never hurt anyone. All those Buffalo herds that stretched as far as the eye could see never bothered anyone's breathing. This seems so strange.

Indirectly it could be considered a cheeseburger tax, but one of the suggestions offered by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in its Advance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (ANPR) for regulating greenhouse gas emissions under the Clean Air Act is to levy a tax on livestock.

Ah! A tax! It don't matter if your meat cost rises through the roof. It don't matter if your milk price keeps you from feeeding it to your babies. Get out there and bend your back and do the grunt work so your betters can go ahead and enjoy good food. Stupid peasants!

The ANPR, released early this year, would give the EPA the authority to regulate greenhouse gas for not only greenhouse gas from manmade sources like transportation and industry, but also “stationary” sources which would include livestock.

That's right. They're gonna tax your hamburger right in the field.

Just what we need to cure the nations ills! A fucking hamburger tax! Why didn't we think of this sooner! Someone raises some beef or pork or a milk cow to make it in life and the government wants to tax you for your work. Kiss me where the Sun don't shine!

The New York Farm Bureau assigned a price tag to the cost of greenhouse gas regulation by the EPA in a release last month.

“The tax for dairy cows could be $175 per cow, and $87.50 per head of beef cattle. The tax on hogs would upwards of $20 per hog,” the release said. “Any operation with more than 25 dairy cows, 50 beef cattle or 200 hogs would have to obtain permits.”

Dirty filthy bastards! But what are they gonna do if a communal group pools their pasture land for their "individually owned cattle." There has to be ways around this.

Kate Galbraith, correspondent for The New York Times, noted on the Times’ “Green Inc.” blog that such a “proposal is far from being enacted” and that the “hysteria may be premature.”

Yeah, right. But how come no one has trouble envisioning this tax becoming law? I am not in hysteria. I am pissed off. To think that some anal oriented biped would conjure up such a proposal is almost beyond reckoning. But there has to be a reason why a lot of queers work in D.C. Let's hear it for ol' Barney Frank!

But Rick Krause, senior director of congressional relations for the American Farm Bureau, warned it’s certainly feasible – especially based on the rhetoric of President-elect Barack Obama and the use of the EPA to combat global warming. Such action by an Obama administration would take an act of Congress for livestock to be exempt.

“The new president has been on record as saying that he really supports regulating greenhouse gases out of the Clean Air Act,” Krause said to the Business & Media Institute. “So, we really have to keep an eye on it. Legislation would really be the only way to exempt it at this point – the cow tax.”

Let's see if I have this right. The Law has already been enacted that lets the president do this if he so chooses. The only was to get the farm animals out of the noose is to enact legislation that would exempt them. But any dumbass knows that the President can veto any legislation he cares to and a Democrat congress will not pass it over his veto. Do you feel a blow torch on your Glutamus Maximus yet brothers and sisters? Are you feelong the sting of the lash on your back?

Krause said it is difficult to quantify the cost that might be passed directly to the consumer by farmers from the legislation, but predicted it would mean higher costs for dairy production.

“It’s hard to figure what it would do to consumer prices since farmers, unlike other industries, really can’t pass their cost along directly like utilities and things do,” “About the only thing we could realistically come up, in terms of any of this stuff – it would add between 7 and 8 cents per gallon of milk costs to farmers. So it would cost them 7 or 8 cents more to produce a gallon of milk.”

What it means is the farmer either passes it on to the consumer or he goes out of business. A big downturn in the meat market and the farmers are toast.

Even the Department of Agriculture warned the EPA that smaller farms and ranches would have difficulty with limits as much as 100 tons annually on emissions:

“If GHG emissions from agricultural sources are regulated under the CAA, numerous farming operations that currently are not subject to the costly and time-consuming Title V permitting process would, for the first time, become covered entities. Even very small agricultural operations would meet a 100-tons-per-year emissions threshold. For example, dairy facilities with over 25 cows, beef cattle operations of over 50 cattle, swine operations with over 200 hogs, and farms with over 500 acres of corn may need to get a Title V permit. It is neither efficient nor practical to require permitting and reporting of GHG emissions from farms of this size. Excluding only the 200,000 largest commercial farms, our agricultural landscape is comprised of 1.9 million farms with an average value of production of $25,589 on 271 acres. These operations simply could not bear the regulatory compliance costs that would be involved.”

I guess we will be left out here in the country clutching our bibles and our guns. Seems fair to me! When do we get it on!


Bitmap said...

The NAIS registration should help .gov to know who to tax.

The power to tax is the power to control and destroy.

If you control the food supply, you control the people.

I'm going to go get some more tin foil now in case the EPA decides to levy a tax on tin foil hats.

Anonymous said...

And people confuse our market with a free market. What a bunch of fools. There is nothing free about it. Its centrally controlled via taxes and regulation and has been long before I was born.

Grumpyunk said...

Don't forget about the National Animal Identification System that's being implemented too. Every friggin' farm animal in the country will be required to be chipped. Mandatory inspections and your GPS added into the database. Wanna buy a couple of bags of chicken feed? Better be able to prove your chickens are "Legal". Otherwise, no sale.

Add that cost and bullshit into the mix and you can see that they are trying to destroy the ability of the individual to feed themselves.

Food control is people control.

Western Mass. Man said...

And WTF will they do with that money?
Are they going to use it to build methane/CO2 scrubbers? I doubt it. Just another way to line the pockets of our elected officials or help pay for the TARP.

mmpaints said...

GrumpyUnk is right, this is nothing more than a move to control the food supply. This will be shoved down our throats just like NAIS

Natog said...

OMG the sky is falling! Let's tax the acorns next!

Expect to see more special and one time taxes to get $ for the government. Big screen TV taxes, additional taxes on sports and movie tickets. Then the mother of all taxes the internet tax. all items sold on the internet to be taxed by uncle sugar.

Damn asshats. I don't care if the economy crumbles, I can deal with that easily enough, it's the lead up to it that sucks!

Mayberry said...

Yup, the puzzle pieces are really startin' to come together, ain't they.... I've BEEN ready to get it on!!!!! BTW, I really enjoyed the show last night, and speaking with you.

Grumpyunk said...

Heck MM, you're the one who got me to thinking about this again! So I'm only right 'cause of you.

Dragon said...

Pure and simple its a scam...I submit that congress and the senate be paid by the quality of their labor...Hey! That means they owe us all their wages back to "42".