Got this funny one in from James Cox down Kentucky way:
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon from New York says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside
The second, from Chicago responds,'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon from Dallas says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chime, in 'You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable. '